Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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