Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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