yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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