"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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