i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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