Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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