Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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