Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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