Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
