so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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