Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
porn star boner night. come get it.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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