A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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