She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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