OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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