I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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