Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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