so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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