wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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