I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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