Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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