their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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