I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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