ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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