No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
