it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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