no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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