The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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