I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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