You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Randomize
