If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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