quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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