"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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