So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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