Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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