I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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