This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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