You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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