I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Dick very happy bro
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