i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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