Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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