Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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