i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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