You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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