she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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