Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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