I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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