please come you make the beer taste better
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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