I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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