Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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