Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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