I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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